Because it’s not enough to merely read the Boob Tube Dude.

It’s not enough to merely talk about the Boob Tube Dude.

You must WEAR the Boob Tube Dude.

Or, at least his merchandise.

Just in time for the holiday season, the Boob Tube Babe and I proudly launch our very own online store. She did the design and legwork; I sat in the corner drinking beer saying things like, “Make the word boob bigger already!”

So, you know now where to lay the credit.

Happy shopping!