That’s why I hunkered down and watch every television pundit try to tell us how wrong we were to believe anything that they said or reported in the last five days without, you know, pointing us that they fed us false narratives in the first place.

The equivalent would be something like Lost saying, “You thought the monster was made of smoke? Because we kept showing you a smoke monster? That’s craziness. Why would anyone ever think that?” Three hours with Wolf Blizter makes the Dude feel like he’s in hell.

Or, more accurately, Abaddon.

If obscure theology isn’t your bent, make sure to check out my second take on Earth-JJ here tomorrow morning. If you need a primer on what the heck Earth-JJ is, be sure to read my initial take.