Category Archives: Merchandise

Not “Lost” in a Crowd

Well, the time’s finally come to announce a bit of really cool news. No, I don’t know the contents of Peter Petrelli’s box. No, I don’t have nude photos of Kristen Bell. No, I haven’t landed a gig with the Blue Man Group. (Man, y’all are weird.) For a bit now, I’ve alluded to some […]

Home Shopping Network

Because it’s not enough to merely read the Boob Tube Dude. It’s not enough to merely talk about the Boob Tube Dude. You must WEAR the Boob Tube Dude. Or, at least his merchandise. Just in time for the holiday season, the Boob Tube Babe and I proudly launch our very own online store. She […]